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I am a lucky girl. My guy made a breakfast for me that I had never even heard of before, and it was awesome.

Naturally I had to play around with it a bit.

If you haven’t had Rocky Mountain Toast, you need to try it. Your taste buds will thank you. Your spouse/SO will cheer. Your kids will spontaneously mop the floors and dust the furniture. And your pets will wipe their paws before coming inside. You may even win the lottery.*

All because of this recipe that I am about to share with you.

Punch a hole in a piece of bread (this works great if the bread is frozen!).

Play with your food.

Give the bread dudes to your kid.

Annoy your kid by taking a ridiculous number of pictures of him. Stop when he is properly exasperated.

Butter both sides of the bread, put butter in a pan that has been heated to egg-frying temperature, and place the bread in the pan. This is not health food, people.

Crack one egg into the toast hole. Is it me or does it look like this dude is pregnant with a yolk baby?

Make like you’re frying an egg. Flip it when the egg is mostly cooked through.

After you’ve flipped it, sprinkle some Mrs. Dash on top of the egg. Have you heard of Mrs. Dash? This was also a new thing for me and now it goes in everything. Pasta gravy, soup, oatmeal…whatever. It is The Spice of the Gods. Then put a slice of cheese on top.

But that square is just so…square. And you can’t see the little egg dude! So use your cookie cutter for the next piece of cheese. Or make a cheese swimsuit and a hat and sunglasses.

Finally! Time to eat it! You can cook the egg way more than I did, I just like runny yolks.

*Results not guaranteed. But good luck!